Lately Rajni has not been keeping that well... and he has been advised rest. Actually there is a secret behind this. Its not his health others are concerned about (oh come on! 'THE GREAT', 'ALMIGHTY', 'CAN DO ANYTHING' RAJNIKANT can not fall sick!!) but its Medical Fraternity's collective decision to keep Rajni out of public glare for a while.
Well, the rumour is, Rajni got some viral infection. Some virus!!! He dared to enter Rajni's body! Must be really courageous and totally out of mind!!! So Rajni operated on his own body (what else do you expect?!), scared the hell out of this virus and its entire army by just shouting "get the hell out of my body!!!!!" (They say that virus got so damn scared that he is extinct now! God bless Rajni!) and then he ordered body organs to start functioning normal. (Who will disobey Rajni?) Thats it! And Rajni got back his normal health.
Since this was first ever instance, it was highly possible Rajni will do the same to other patients, (Now we know why medical fraternity got scared. Can you imagine the state of clinics and hospitals if Rajni starts curing all the patients??!!!) hence it was decided to keep him occupied with other tini matters like counting to INFINITY BACKWARDs (FYI - Rajni has already counted to infinity twice!!) but it didn't help much as Rajni finished that in 36.50 Minutes only! So after much deliberation and research he was requested (no one orders Rajni) to collect UNIVERSE CENSUS (of Humans, Animals as well as Bacterias n viruses.... oh and Aliens too) data. This will be published under name - 'RAJNITIONARYPEDIA'.
But considering Rajni's speed, this task will not last long! Sooner or later he will spring back to action. So I came up with list of things which, no matter what, are impossible for him. I feel, these will keep him occupied for a while for sure!
Things even Rajni CAN'T do:
1. Get Indian money back from Swiss accounts!
2. Weed out corruption from Indian Economy!
3. Hang Ajmal Kasab!
I know, if Rajni reads this... I am in BIIIIIIIIIIIIIG Trouble! So after posting this, I am going to hide under my blanket and start chanting Rajni Chalisa!
Well, the rumour is, Rajni got some viral infection. Some virus!!! He dared to enter Rajni's body! Must be really courageous and totally out of mind!!! So Rajni operated on his own body (what else do you expect?!), scared the hell out of this virus and its entire army by just shouting "get the hell out of my body!!!!!" (They say that virus got so damn scared that he is extinct now! God bless Rajni!) and then he ordered body organs to start functioning normal. (Who will disobey Rajni?) Thats it! And Rajni got back his normal health.
Since this was first ever instance, it was highly possible Rajni will do the same to other patients, (Now we know why medical fraternity got scared. Can you imagine the state of clinics and hospitals if Rajni starts curing all the patients??!!!) hence it was decided to keep him occupied with other tini matters like counting to INFINITY BACKWARDs (FYI - Rajni has already counted to infinity twice!!) but it didn't help much as Rajni finished that in 36.50 Minutes only! So after much deliberation and research he was requested (no one orders Rajni) to collect UNIVERSE CENSUS (of Humans, Animals as well as Bacterias n viruses.... oh and Aliens too) data. This will be published under name - 'RAJNITIONARYPEDIA'.
But considering Rajni's speed, this task will not last long! Sooner or later he will spring back to action. So I came up with list of things which, no matter what, are impossible for him. I feel, these will keep him occupied for a while for sure!
Things even Rajni CAN'T do:
1. Get Indian money back from Swiss accounts!
2. Weed out corruption from Indian Economy!
3. Hang Ajmal Kasab!
I know, if Rajni reads this... I am in BIIIIIIIIIIIIIG Trouble! So after posting this, I am going to hide under my blanket and start chanting Rajni Chalisa!
nice one!
ReplyDeletekeep posting, nd don't worry about Rajni reading this. coz he already has. some says, google has no backup for their data base they have requested Rajni (no one Hires Rajni) to remember whole internet content in binary format :)
THanks.... oh yaaa.... he has redefines the word UNLIMITED CAPACITY!... lolz... and yes. i m not worried abt him anymore... Rememeber i m reading CHALISA? lolz... thanks for writing in :)
ReplyDeleteGood One :-) Amazing Thought Process Yaar... At this speed, u wud surely surpass Rajni shortly ;-)
ReplyDeletehaha... thx Kamal :)
ReplyDeletetoo gud.. now just delete all ur accounts gmail fb n all so that no trace is found by rajni and hide in rajnis house so that he will keep searching u entire his life :P
ReplyDeletebtw ekdam mast!!
That was a fun read....gonna look up the rest of your posts. :) Keep writing more.
ReplyDelete@Ameya: hahaha.... thx... tht was a good idea (sorry for delay in reply)
ReplyDelete@Leo: thx for the feedback... hope u enjoy other posts...
ReplyDeleteactually waiting for rajni chalisa :D
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